
PodCastle 908: TALES FROM THE VAULTS – Said the Princess
Show Notes
Rated PG-13
Said the Princess
by Dani Atkinson
Once upon a time in a far-off land, in a tiny room, in a tall tower, at the centre of a vast and impenetrable maze, the princess Adrienna cocked her head and frowned.
“Who said that?” said the princess.
She looked around the tower room, but saw no one.
“This isn’t funny. Who’s there?” said the princess.
She crouched by the bed. Underneath it she found the chamber pot and a nervous brown spider. The princess shuddered. Straightening up quickly and dusting off her rosy skirts, she paced the circumference of the room, searching every inch. There were not many inches to search, as after all it was a prison, and not elaborately furnished or overburdened with good hiding places.
“Where is that coming from? Who are you?” said the princess, stopping by the barred window.
“No, really, who are you? And quit saying ‘said the princess’ after everything I say!” said the prin . . . Oh. (Continue Reading…)