PodCastle 930: Parsley Girl, Parsley Girl, Let Down Your Trichobezoar
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Rated PG
Parsley Girl, Parsley Girl, Let Down Your Trichobezoar
by Natalie Zutter
If I were your mother, I would share with you this cautionary tale:
Once there was a couple who yearned for a child. When the woman was finally pregnant, she craved naught but rapunzel. Unfortunately, this plant only grew inside a neighboring garden, walled off from the world. As the expectant mother began to waste away, her desperate husband stole into the garden and snatched as much of the leafy plant as he could. But he could not outsmart the enchantress, who protected the garden as if it were her own offspring. When she caught him, she demanded he trade her their newborn baby. He said yes.
After the birth, the enchantress whisked the baby away to a tower in the woods. Rapunzel knew only the walls of her prison and the daily visits from the enchantress, who climbed up by way of the girl’s impossibly long hair. Until one day a prince climbed up instead; they fell in love; the enchantress found out. She cut Rapunzel’s hair and cast them both out of the tower, the pregnant girl into the woods and the prince into a patch of thorns, blinding him.
But as the enchantress, the best that I can do for you is cast a spell. (Continue Reading…)
