A Change of Clothes

By Derek Des Anges

Security at the Bellside Gym and Leisure Centre was, in the opinion of Ivan Kles, a joke. Just as an example, like, he’d been able to walk right into the changing rooms and lockers where everyone kept their stuff without having a gym pass and without anyone challenging him, even though at sixteen he was graced with the exact kind of face that usually featured on Crimewatch reconstructions about corner–shop robberies. Same outfit, too. 

It was a peaky day in mid-March and the smell of cheap bad coffee from the gym concession swept in through the door and mingled with the smell of stale sweat in the changing rooms and the cheap deodorant and chlorine from the showers. Ivan wandered into the changing room with his hands in his trackie bottoms, looking even by his own estimation guilty as hell.

He knew from previous experience he couldn’t get into the ones with the padlocks on, not without some kind of bolt cutters, and it wasn’t worth the aggro. But a lot of people, a surprising amount of people considering Bellside backed onto his kind of area, just didn’t bother to bring one. You could get a couple of bits and bobs out without any bother at all. Sometimes even just walk off with a whole bag. No one stopped you.

There was only the one today: Ivan pried it open, listening to the showers hiss and roar and the muffled sound of some shit ‘90s chart music from the gym floor coming in under the door.

Inside there was a massive blacky-brown fur coat, taking up almost the whole locker.

“Mint,” muttered Ivan. He’d heard they could go for a bomb on eBay.

He pulled it out and started searching around for the pockets. It might just be easier to nick off with the wallet, and it’d look a lot less suspicious. 

“Mmmmblahblbhalbh,” said a very serious-sounding voice right outside the door.

Ivan froze.

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A Jar of Malice

By Gregory Marlow

1982

The morning light woke me as Mamaw slid in through the front door carrying a small flour sack. Mamaw’s couch was made of Brillo pads that left crinkle imprints on my cheeks as I peeled away from the cushion. I had kicked my quilt and pillow onto the floor. Mom used to say I ran marathons in my sleep. But that was before she left us.

Mamaw was trying to be quiet in the unpracticed way of a person who had lived alone for over a decade. She pushed the front door closed with a light click and then walked slowly to the kitchen with the flour sack in her hand. I watched her from the couch. She looked old and tired to my ten-year-old eyes, even though she was only fifty-six. The gray hairs outnumbered the brown, and her upper back was permanently arched forward, having spent more hours of her life leaning over a countertop and stove than standing upright.

Then I saw the sack move as if something inside had given it a little kick. I sat up quickly and wiped the sleep from my eyes.

She’d caught one.

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Indi walked into the bar, seeds crunching under tarsus. The bar was her usual hangout, but tonight a trio of mountain pine beetles occupied the worn corner of the long pine counter. She hadn’t seen their kind here before and her antennae twitched. She cast a glance to the tree’s thick trunk, but there was no sign the beetles had started their terrible work: no pitch tubes, no bark dust sprinkling the orange conk floor. As she watched them, a trio of aspen bark beetles waddled in and joined the mountain pines. There were high legs all around and excited chitters.

It was clear to her they were up to no good — borers didn’t meet without cause. The beetles were small and she could have eaten all six in two bites, but she stayed clear. Technically, they hadn’t done anything wrong; she supposed beetles liked a night out as much as any bug. But they were a threat, and she would be damned before this grand old pine fell to their machinations. The Crimson Waste stretched to the west as far as the eye could see, trees consumed from the inside out by the insidious beetles. Aspens remained plentiful, but the boys were looking to move ever east, through richer stands of pine and fir.

“Indi?”

Her eyes flicked to the black carpenter ant who spoke her name, and she joined him on the opposite side of the bar. She hadn’t come for beetles, after all. She sank onto a leaf going dry around the edges and looked at Joe. He was handsome, dark and gleaming under the twilight that filtered through the branches, despite the scar that rippled over his left eye; he’d taken a bad hit from a wood wasp’s ovipositor some weeks before. He flicked one leg out, brushing her chin.