PodCastle 428: Madame Félidé Elopes
Show Notes
Rated PG
This story was written for a contest, and was based on an original painting by Yekaterina Yeliseeva.
This is this story’s first English publication. Click here to find the original story in Russian.
Madame Félidé Elopes
by K. A. Teryna translated by Anatoly Belilovsky
1. Madame Félidé and the Smile Merchants
On Friday Madame Félidé bought all the smiles the local merchants had for sale. Merry and sad, shy and modest, childlike and old, tender, happy, polite, ugly, warm, soft, villainous, ironic, open, timid, grudging, obsequious—every single one. Shopkeepers dug through their deepest cellars to find silly grins that rarely sold and usually gathered dust amid bits of obsolete gossip and jokes peeled off the floor after they had fallen flat. She emptied the display cases of fleeting smiles and gullible smiles and especially made sure to acquire every single sincere smile in the entire town. She also bought two ounces of contagious laughter and half a pound of good cheer. For change, the sales clerk gave her a tulle sachet full of pointed double entendres.
