PodCastle 799: A Change of Clothes
Show Notes
Rated PG-13
A Change of Clothes
By Derek Des Anges
Security at the Bellside Gym and Leisure Centre was, in the opinion of Ivan Kles, a joke. Just as an example, like, he’d been able to walk right into the changing rooms and lockers where everyone kept their stuff without having a gym pass and without anyone challenging him, even though at sixteen he was graced with the exact kind of face that usually featured on Crimewatch reconstructions about corner–shop robberies. Same outfit, too.
It was a peaky day in mid-March and the smell of cheap bad coffee from the gym concession swept in through the door and mingled with the smell of stale sweat in the changing rooms and the cheap deodorant and chlorine from the showers. Ivan wandered into the changing room with his hands in his trackie bottoms, looking even by his own estimation guilty as hell.
He knew from previous experience he couldn’t get into the ones with the padlocks on, not without some kind of bolt cutters, and it wasn’t worth the aggro. But a lot of people, a surprising amount of people considering Bellside backed onto his kind of area, just didn’t bother to bring one. You could get a couple of bits and bobs out without any bother at all. Sometimes even just walk off with a whole bag. No one stopped you.
There was only the one today: Ivan pried it open, listening to the showers hiss and roar and the muffled sound of some shit ‘90s chart music from the gym floor coming in under the door.
Inside there was a massive blacky-brown fur coat, taking up almost the whole locker.
“Mint,” muttered Ivan. He’d heard they could go for a bomb on eBay.
He pulled it out and started searching around for the pockets. It might just be easier to nick off with the wallet, and it’d look a lot less suspicious.
“Mmmmblahblbhalbh,” said a very serious-sounding voice right outside the door.
Ivan froze.
