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PodCastle 808: ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL: The Settlement

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Rated R


The Settlement

by WC Dunlap

They file out into the predawn chill before the rest of the settlement is awake. Cloaked by a thick fog and the still darkness of a waning night, they carry shovels and picks. Despite the high collars and low hats that conceal their faces, their attempts at anonymity are wasted. I recognize them instantly through the frost of the kitchen window, their layers of clothing stitched by my own hand or those of my brethren.

I see you Reverend John Able, Matthias Smith, Thomas Gore, William Roe and Matthew Surgeon. And God sees you too.

They are silent in their duties, barely even looking at one another. Their breath visible in heavy puffs that quickly condense into white frost, as they pound the hard, frozen earth. They dig deeper, until the ground cracks, and still farther until they hit bone. It is hard work and it takes an hour before the first body is pulled up.

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PodCastle 807: DOUBLE FEATURE: Gentler Things and The Sigilist’s Notes on the Fell Lord’s Staff

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Rated PG


Gentler Things

by Thomas Ha

 

Of course they don’t tell you about the Prince Who Lost.

Theirs are only the stories of victories.

It’s true they once described the steadiness of the Prince’s hands when raising the three-bladed spetum, the potent poise and power he possessed when clearing the fields of invaders rising from oceans of the dead. Or the celestial runes inscribed along the fuller of his sword, the very same weapon wielded by his King-father, before the weight of years kept the old man to the warmth of the keep. Or of Abhainn, the Prince’s flare-steed, who carried him unfathomable distances, a blood horse gifted from the apogeic families, so conjoined with his thoughts that the two moved like a curved leaf on gusts of wind, slipping past walls and abatises and outstretched hands. But all of the stories stopped after the Ossean Caves, when the Prince sought the Last Wyrmlet and never returned, because grim tales do little to fill the purses of poets.

Men preferred to hear of the Conqueror — the knight-rough who later did what the Prince could not — the one to finally slay the Wyrmlet and carry its bloodied body to the sun at the surface. Better, they thought, to speak of him than dwell on all of those men before, whose bones were ground beneath his boot-heel in his advances through the hollowed caverns. This is what they want to hear, my father always told us: the ones who win, not the ones who lose.

And who could blame them? (Continue Reading…)

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PodCastle 806: Diamonds and Pearls

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Rated R


Diamonds and Pearls

by JL George

 

Diamonds are two a penny, but everybody wants them anyway.

At first, Osian thinks it’s because they hurt. Every time he speaks a new word in the common tongue and a diamond comes up, it feels like dying, like its hard angles will tear his throat open. Something you have to suffer for like that, you hold on to. You want to believe it’s worth something.

On the other hand, once you’ve brought it up, wiped away the blood and sucked on a lozenge to soothe the soreness, you can pretend a diamond didn’t come out of you at all. It’s such a sharp, mineral thing. Pearls are different — stubbornly organic. They roll out of the throat with ease, sticky only with saliva, and they come with the old tongue. Rounded, with a dull shine, they look like a product of the flesh.

At the end of each week, Mrs. Toms has the class empty out their handfuls of diamonds onto their desks, with a bar of chocolate or a book token for whoever has the most. The stones spill everywhere, and the classroom becomes a cold, bright place, an ocean of diamonds whose images glitter behind Osian’s eyelids when he blinks.

They don’t count up the pearls. Some of the other kids have strings of them, pale shimmering legacies from grandparents, worn discreetly beneath their school shirts. Osian doesn’t. Grandmother never passed the old tongue down. Her knuckles were rapped when she spoke it in school, and later, friends would hesitantly say, Well, I suppose we have to move with the times, and You want your kids to get good jobs, don’t you? and What’s the point? (Continue Reading…)

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PodCastle 805: The Somnambulant

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Rated PG-13


The Somnambulant

by Sam W. Pisciotta

 

The moon sits plump within a windowpane as if plucked from the sky and framed for safekeeping. Bound by forces beyond our control, the moon and I share a yearning to pull free. I touch my finger on the icy glass and dream of leaving this place.

But I’m often reminded that such dreams are not for me.

Waiting in the small antechamber, I rise to the tips of my toes, an elevé to focus the mind — legs quiet, core taut, head tilted just so. A dancer’s body. Countless hours of plié, relevé, and sauté. I hold this pose and listen.

Murmurs from the next room. The clink of wine glasses. A shred of laughter. Outside, the final night of winter. The tight drone of propellers slices the evening air as the bulk of an airship moves to block the moon’s full light. The last of the guests have arrived.

Father enters the room. He glowers and pulls me toward the closed door leading to the dining room. “Katya, what are you wearing? Where’s the gown I laid out for you?”

Icy-white layers of tulle drape from my hips, a romantic tutu in the style of Taglioni flowing just past my knees. A white leotard beneath a soft-pink bodice, and slippers laced with pink ribbon. Perfection. My feet move into the fifth position. I bend at the knees and push into a small assemblé. Since that night in London’s West End at Her Majesty’s Theatre, I have lived for one purpose. This evening, I’ll find my soul and gain my freedom. (Continue Reading…)

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PodCastle 804: ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL: Fixer, Worker, Singer

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Rated PG-13


Fixer, Worker, Singer

by Natalia Theodoridou

 

Fixer Turns on the Stars

The sky creaks as Fixer makes his way across the steel ramp that is suspended under the firmament. It’s time to turn on the stars. He pauses a few steps from where the switches and pulleys are located and looks down. He allows himself only one look down each day, just before sunset: at the rows of machines, untiring, ever-moving; at the Singer’s house with its loudspeakers, sitting in the middle of the world; at the steep, long ladder that connects the Fixer’s realm to everything below. He’s only gone down that ladder once, and it was enough. Fixer caresses the head of the hammer hanging from his belt. Then he walks to the mainboard and turns off the sun. The stars come on. He pulls on the ropes to wheel out the moon. There. Job well done.

Fixer senses the coil inside him uncoiling. He retrieves the key from the chest pocket of his coveralls and thumbs its engraving: Wind yourself in the Welder’s name. He inserts the key’s end in the hole at the side of his neck and winds himself up. In the Welder’s name.

The sky creaks.

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PodCastle 803: Quest of the Starstone – PART TWO

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PG-13


Quest of the Starstone – Part Two

by C.L. Moore and Henry Kuttner

Yarol landed on his feet like the cat he was, gun still gripped and ready, black eyes blinking in the starry dark. Smith, hampered by the terrified Jirel, sank with nightmare ease to the ground and rebounded a little from its sponginess. The impact knocked the stump of sword from the girl’s hand, and he pitched it away into the blinding shimmer of the star-bright dark before he helped her to her feet.

For once Joiry was completely subdued. The shock of having her sword melted by hell-fire in her very grasp, the dizzying succession of manhandling and vertigo and falling into infinity had temporarily knocked all violence out of her, and she could only gasp and stare about this incredible starlit darkness, her red lips parted in amazement. (Continue Reading…)

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PodCastle 802: Quest of the Starstone – PART ONE

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PG-13


Quest of the Starstone

by C. L. Moore and Henry Kuttner

 

Jirel of Joiry is riding down with a score of men at her back,

For none is safe in the outer lands from Jirel’s outlaw pack;

The vaults of the wizard are over-full, and locked with golden key,

And Jirel says, “If he hath so much, then he shall share with me!”

And fires flame high on the altar fane in the lair of the wizard folk,

And magic crackles and Jirel’s name goes whispering through the smoke.

But magic fails in the stronger spell that the Joiry outlaws own:

The splintering crash of a broadsword blade that shivers against the bone,

And blood that bursts through a warlock’s teeth can strangle a half-voiced spell

Though it rises hot from the blistering coals on the red-hot floor of Hell! (Continue Reading…)

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PodCastle 801: Point of Order

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Rated PG-13


Point of Order

by Taryn Frazier

 

Behind his screen, the game master cracks his knuckles. “OK, folks. This is session zero of a shiny new campaign, so let’s go around and introduce your characters. Bob, since you’re hosting, how about you start?”

Bob scratches his belly through his “This is how I roll” t-shirt. “Bork is a barbarian half-orc with heavy weapons mastery and a halberd.” He spins around in the office chair he’s pulled up to his dining room table. “Simple, yet elegant.”

“And Bork’s background?” the GM prompts.

Bob coughs. “Um, he’s a . . . soldier?”

Across the table, Amanda snorts and dumps her dice out of a tooled leather pouch. “Let me guess, you pulled his character build from a Weddit post.” She flips her blue braid over her shoulder. “I’m playing Azmandia, an elven wizard who wields a staff of bloodsteel. After being ostracized from her clan, she has roamed the wasteland alone, a law unto herself. She has a weasel familiar and enjoys moonlit —”

Bob makes a snoring sound, and she breaks off to glare at him.

The GM closes his eyes. “Remember the rules.” (Continue Reading…)

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PodCastle 800: D.I.Y.

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Rated PG-13


D.I.Y.

By John Wiswell

 

People ask how Noah could possibly turn down the Ozymandias Academy. All they know about him is the headlines, and they think he’s ungrateful. What you don’t get is that attending Ozymandias was Noah’s dream. Noah wanted it worse than anyone.

Do you know where he was when he was on his fifth birthday? Sitting in the stained passenger seat of his mom’s clunker, bouncing with excitement because she was driving him to mail his application. He clutched the envelope in both hands so there was no chance of dropping it.

He asked his mom, “Did you know Vamon doesn’t need a wand?”

His mom teased him, “Vamon who?”

He sounded out the syllables. “Va-mon Kinc-tu-ar-in. He saved the whole world. He teaches at Oz-y-man-di-as.”

“That’s a big name. Did he listen to his mom?”

Noah sat up as though she had blasphemed. “Mom. He was an orphan.”

“And he became a magician but didn’t need a wand?”

Noah started wheezing, like he had crickets in his lungs. He said, “He could make daggers from nowhere, and one time he used bone magic so that all the skeletons in a graveyard fought for him. When he was too tired, he magicked his own bones to keep fighting against the Seraphs. All of it without a wand. Do you know what he used instead?”

“Honey, take a puff of your inhaler.” (Continue Reading…)

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PodCastle 799: A Change of Clothes

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Rated PG-13


A Change of Clothes

By Derek Des Anges

Security at the Bellside Gym and Leisure Centre was, in the opinion of Ivan Kles, a joke. Just as an example, like, hed been able to walk right into the changing rooms and lockers where everyone kept their stuff without having a gym pass and without anyone challenging him, even though at sixteen he was graced with the exact kind of face that usually featured on Crimewatch reconstructions about cornershop robberies. Same outfit, too. 

It was a peaky day in mid-March and the smell of cheap bad coffee from the gym concession swept in through the door and mingled with the smell of stale sweat in the changing rooms and the cheap deodorant and chlorine from the showers. Ivan wandered into the changing room with his hands in his trackie bottoms, looking even by his own estimation guilty as hell.

He knew from previous experience he couldnt get into the ones with the padlocks on, not without some kind of bolt cutters, and it wasnt worth the aggro. But a lot of people, a surprising amount of people considering Bellside backed onto his kind of area, just didnt bother to bring one. You could get a couple of bits and bobs out without any bother at all. Sometimes even just walk off with a whole bag. No one stopped you.

There was only the one today: Ivan pried it open, listening to the showers hiss and roar and the muffled sound of some shit 90s chart music from the gym floor coming in under the door.

Inside there was a massive blacky-brown fur coat, taking up almost the whole locker.

Mint, muttered Ivan. Hed heard they could go for a bomb on eBay.

He pulled it out and started searching around for the pockets. It might just be easier to nick off with the wallet, and itd look a lot less suspicious. 

Mmmmblahblbhalbh, said a very serious-sounding voice right outside the door.

Ivan froze.

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