PodCastle Miniature 94: Further Arguments in Support of Yudah Cohen’s Proposal to Bluma Zilberman


by Rebecca Fraimow

read by Richard Dansky

First published in Diabolical Plots. Read it here.

Rated PG.

Dear Bluma,

I heard that Hershel Schmulewitz, that blockhead, has also presumed to ask for your hand in marriage, which gives you two proposals to consider. Now, you needn’t worry that this will be a sentimental or a wheedling sort of letter. You already know how I feel, and I suppose Hershel’s not so much of a blockhead that he doesn’t feel the same way. I’m simply writing to lay out the reasons, plainly and concisely, why it would certainly be more to your benefit to marry me.

 

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Rebecca Fraimow

Rebecca Fraimow is an author and archivist living in Boston, writing primarily science fiction and fantasy. Rebecca’s short fiction has appeared in venues including PodCastle, Diabolical Plots, and The Long List Anthology Volume Seven: More Stories from the Hugo Award Nomination List. Rebecca’s debut novella, The Iron Children, came out from Solaris in April 2023; her full-length debut novel, Lady Eve’s Last Con, is forthcoming in June 2024.

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Richard Dansky

Richard Dansky is the author of several novels and a video game designer who works for Ubisoft.

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