PodCastle 357: The Specialist’s Hat

by Kelly Link
Read by Elizabeth Green Musselman
Originally published in Event Horizon, November 1998.

“When you’re dead,” Samantha says, “you don’t have to brush your teeth…”

“When you’re dead,” Claire says, “you live in a box, and it’s always dark, but you’re never afraid.”

Claire and Samantha are identical twins. Their combined age is twenty years, four months, and six days. Claire is better at being dead than Samantha.

Rated R.