Rated R. Goddamn the Dolphin! Happy Halloween!
by Dave Bishop
I couldn’t see anything amiss and I’d already signed my name, so I pulled myself from my mother’s embrace and sailed away with her tears staining my coat.
“Man the pumps,” called the mate on my first watch. “Davey Jones is watching us and he thinks the God damn Dolphin‘s his very own pet. He wants her back, you dogs, so pump or we’ll all go swimming.”
About the Author
Dave Bishop might or might not exist, and thus far has thwarted all efforts to confirm the truth either way.