Read by Marguerite Kenner
Originally published in Sybil’s Garage
Instead of washing a load of clothes, I keep going to the store and buying more underwear.
I know you don’t even believe in weird things like monsters or ghosts, and neither do I, but-–
No, scratch that.
_I don’t even know where to start!_
Rated PG. Contains Some Dirty Laundry.