PodCastle Miniature: The Trouble in Leafy Green Street


by Lord Dunsany

Read by Steve Anderson

She went to the idol-shop in Moleshill Street, where the old man mumbles, and said: “I want a god to worship when it is wet.”

The old man reminded her of the heavy penalties that rightly attach to idolatry and, when he had enumerated all, she answered him as was meet: “Give me a god to worship when it is wet.”

Rated PG.