by Kelly Link
Read by Norm Sherman (of The Drabblecast)
Special Closing Music: “Just Mizunderstood” by Norm Sherman
This is a story about being lost in the woods.
This guy Soap is at a party out in the suburbs. The thing you need to know about Soap is that he keeps a small framed oil painting in the trunk of his car. The painting is about the size of a paperback novel. Wherever Soap goes, this oil painting goes with him. But he leaves the painting in the trunk of his car, because you don’t walk around a party carrying a painting. People will think you’re weird.
Rated R: Contains Language, Thematic Elements
EDITORS’ NOTE: For some reason yet to be determined, we experienced some kind of issue with iTunes and other programs, resulting in an incomplete download (only Norm’s song). The entire download should be 62 minutes in length. We apologize and are trying to remedy it. Thanks for your patience!
UPDATE: Thanks to Ben, things seem to be back to normal now. Thanks again for your patience, and enjoy the story!