By Kris Dikeman.
Read by Kane Lynch.
Originally published in Strange Horizons.
If you wanta learn you somethin’, go on down to a place where two roads cross. Get there Saturday ’round midnight, and wait there ’til Sunday morning—do that for nine Sundays, all in a row. The dark man, he’ll send his dog to watch on you while you wait. And on the ninth morning, the dark man will meet you. And he will learn you—anything you wanta learn. But you remember this: that dark man, he don’t work for free.
Rated R: Themes of abuse, and dark deals at the crossroads.